Who aate to hain..



Who aate to hain magar tan se nahi
who bhethe to hain magar man se nahi
kaun kehta hai ki who pyaar nahi karte
karte to hain magar humse nahi…

Reet hai..



Reet hai jane kaisi ye zamne ki,
Jo saza milti hai yaha Dil lgane ki,
Na baithana kisi ko dil me itna ki
phir dua mangni pade use bhulane ki..

kaminay friends

Heights of kaminay friends
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A boy was enjoying his date
with his girlfriend &
suddenly his friend came & said
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Yaar kal wali ziada pyari thi… :D :D

JàáŃǎ

Na theen aur koi bi Ranjishain,
Sirf Aadaton mein tazaad tha..!!

[JàáŃǎ]

Ke Usey pasand theen Shokhiyaan,
Mujhe saadgi main kamal tha..!!

marty dekha hai..

Lagta ‘ hai iss baras mohabbat ho hi jaye gi
Mainy khawab mein khud ko marty dekha hai……!!!

Inteha hogayi intezar ki..

Inteha hogayi intezar ki..
Khuwahish thi unke deedar ki..
Deedar to ho na sakaa ayee bong0..
Bheji thi aik jar achaar ki..
Faqat Awaz aayi unki dakaaar ki :| <\3

kitne boyfrnd

Shaadi ke baad pati ne pucha ”
Tumhare shadi se pehle kitne boyfrnd
the?
Wife ne 1 lifafa dia,
jisme chawal k kuch dane aur 200 Rs.
the.
Pati : Ye kya?
Wife : Mai jab bi boyfriend banati thi to
1 chawl ka dana isme dal deti thi.
Pati (Dane gin ke) Bus 7?
Aur ye 200 Rs. Kyun?

Wife : 4 killo chawal bech diye :D

give me ur mobile

Dad: give me ur mobile for a minute.

Son: wait dad,let me switch it on.

G.f pic: dlt
girl’s # list: dlt

phone calls received: dlt

– dlt

– dlt

– dlt

Memory Card: Format:-/

Son:here it is.

Dad:thanx! I just want to see the time.

Son: Daaaaad:-(

logic of Santa

Ultimate logic of Santa
Banta : What is the opposite of
‘Achaar’?
Santa : Onion.
Banta : How..?
Achaar = Pickle = Pee+kal. So
opposite of ‘Pee+kal’ is ‘Pee+aaj’
= Onion….:D

pehchana Mujh ko?

Pappu ne 1 raah Chalti ajnabi Ladki se kaha-Aapne pehchana Mujh ko?
Ladki-nahi
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Pappu-mai wahi hu jisko Aapne parso bhi nahi Pehchana Tha…!!